So… wanna hang out? 🙃

So you chose this date and time:

Is that your final answer?

Which one(s) are you?

How shall we communicate?

One is enough, but it really should be one of them.
I don’t do pigeons anymore, and squirrels just aren’t reliable.

Where shall we meet?

Online

As in videocall. I don’t do phone calls anymore — kinda freaks me out.
Let me see your face so I can adjust mine!

Offline

As in the real world?! 😱

Why?!

That's when I'm busy.

Meal

That's when I'm eating.

Yes, we could eat together then, but I'll have to go get busy afterwards.

That one's waiting for me to confirm.

So just be patient! Yes, it may take me up to 12 hours to get back to you, but I will!

That one's been confirmed.

So if every goes according to plan, we shall see each other then! Lucky you!

That one's been cancelled.

Don't take it personally; it's the stars! It's always the stars! They just weren't aligned.
Now, just hit the trash button, it's already too late for it anyway; might as well end its suffering.